Put The Cat In The Coconut And Drink It All Up

The humans got me an exotic present that they refer to as a "coconut". I didn't care for the stringy texture and told the humans that they could have it. One of them hit it with a cleaver until its insides spewed forth and then they all rejoiced as it cracked into multiple pieces.

Humans are strange.

Mr. (Not So) Fat

#throwbackthursday 

The Art Of Seduction

There's a foxy kitten that stops to eat outside of my window. I spent the afternoon flinging myself against the window in an effort to woo her. So far, she seems to be playing hard to get.
Do not despair, I will win her over. No feline can resist my catty charms.
Perhaps I shall leave her a dead bird or mouse as a token of my affections...

Mr. Fat Has A Snack

The humans left an empty container on the counter again. After using my super sleuth detective skills, I was able to determine that the container had previously held some sort of taco meat. I'm no taco connoisseur but I'd give it seven out of ten claws. 

Introducing (Insert Drum-roll Here) Mr. Fat!

Hello, my name is Mr. Fat. Actually, my name is Mr. Cat. I've recently put on a considerable amount of weight and one of the humans has started to call me Mr. Fat or Fatty, which I can only assume is a term of endearment as I am adorable and everybody loves me. I was quite taken with the new nickname and decided to "own it". 

This is my blog where I will regale you with tales of my exciting adventures and inane interactions with the humans that worship me.
Enjoy.